Jason:
cue the bad facebook puns now

Julianne:
?

Jason:
facebook has made its profile public

Julianne:
hahaha

Jason:
facebook changed its beliefs to capitalism

Julianne:
yesss

Jason:
facebook is now in a relationship with NASDAQ

Julianne:
saucy

Jason:
facebook added an event to its timeline - May 3, 2012 - SCREW YOU IM RICH NOW AHAHAHA

Julianne:
i'm laughing too hard to look at this s-1

Jason:
facebook updated its favorite quote to $28-$35