Aaron Brown has scruffy brown hair, a thin mustache-goatee combo, and one of those mouths that rests in a frown. He just turned 29. Last June, he completed a boater’s safety course from the Department of Natural Resources in Ohio, where he went to college. He drives a 1994 Toyota Corolla and is a certified member of the Lipan Apache Tribe of Texas. Sometimes he tweets, but he’s not particularly coherent—his tweets are mostly stand-alone sentiments like “#life” and “dinner time” and “hiiiiiiii.”
He is six feet tall and weights 160 pounds.
Also, he is not real. At least, not in a physical sense.