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April 28, 2005

Almost Friday Fun

This morning, I received a news release from Stooples announcing its Expense Account Lie Detector.

When simple expense reports read like a cross between Alice In Wonderland and a Bernie Ebbers' deposition, get to the truth quickly with our foolproof Expense Account Lie Detector. Electronic circuitry measures metabolic rate, heartbeat, and nose twitching; genital hookup gets to the bottom of things in a hurry. Approved by the Central American Chamber of Commerce.

The phony retail site is worth a quick snicker. In addition to the detector, current offerings include Sales Staph and a Great Depression Wall Mural. The office culture parody site will morph into a book later this year.

Posted by Heath Row at April 28, 2005 11:56 AM | Category: culture | 2 Comments

2 COMMENTS

Posted by: Dan Seidman at April 29, 2005 10:08 AM

Aah, the old 80/20 rule from sales...

Spend $20, put $80 down on your expense account.

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Posted by: Adam Najberg at May 2, 2005 3:46 AM