The Silly Season
| posted by Fast Company staffThe Silly Holiday Card season has commenced. Over the next three weeks, I will receive dozens (or hundreds? I've never kept count) of cards with kind greetings from consultants, ad firms, and PR folks (mostly the last)--most of whom I do not know.
I will not decorate the walls of my sumptuous cube with these cards. I won't tape them to the exterior divider for my colleagues to admire. I won't even note who sent them and remember them fondly.
I will toss them all. Not because I am anti-holiday, but because these cards are extraneous. They waste my time and your money and create no goodwill. Humbug. Please, if you don't know me--or if you've just pitched me once on the phone and think I might remember, cease and desist. Clear out your cobwebbed mailing list. Stop the insanity.
How about this: For every holiday card you do not send me, I will personally donate the relevant cost to a charity of my choice. (There are firms that sort of do this anyway, though they still send a card to let me know they're making a donation in my name, which I don't really get.)
I think I am completely serious about this.

